Just found some great musician jokes you might get a kick out of.
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicapped zones.
Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
A: So they can park in the handicapped zones.
Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
Q: How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?
A: Cut the noose
A: Cut the noose
Q: How do you get a three piece horn section to play in tune?
A: Shoot two of therm.
A: Shoot two of therm.
Q: How many vocalists does it take to screw in a bulb?
A: None. They hold the bulb over their head and the world revolves around them.
A: None. They hold the bulb over their head and the world revolves around them.
Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a bulb?
A: None, they have machines for that now.
A: None, they have machines for that now.
Q: How are trumpet players like pirates?
A: They're both murder on the high Cs.
A: They're both murder on the high Cs.
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